Im sure every criminal justice student questions their sanity and the presence of their souls after they have made it to the point where they are sitting in a dark classroom watching a slideshow of pictures showcasing decomposing and gruesome murder and suicide victims.
Im sorry...its interesting as hell.
As two detectives took hold of my Criminal Investigations class and showed us every aspect of the work i intend to do...and i mean EVERY aspect...all i could think was "man...i cant wait to do this shit."
Thank god john was also a criminal justice major and is interested in this stuff. I make him watch enough of The First 48 to make anyone lose whatever optimism they ever had.
Last night i got sucked into the show Rookies, while he played online poker (in prep for Foxwoods...*rolls eyes*)
This 24 year old girl was on her first day of the job and was called to a possible grave at a construction site.
There was like 4 bones from about a million years ago that this bitch had to put into a bag....and in true form, giving women cops a bad name she slapped on some gloves and did it the girly way. She held each one out about 2 miles in front of her and said "ew ew ew ew ew" as she placed them in bags. She then looked at the camera and said "i'd much rather deal with a recent dead body then one that has been dead for years."
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Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Does anyone have a recently deceased tub of human jellatinous goo that we can toss at this woman?
So you would rather hang out with a decomposing, maggot and blowfly infested, lividity ridden, bloated, rancid, smelling dead body? As opposed to a pile of things that could be mistaken for rocks?
Thats a top police work right there.
Her FTO asked her if she had ever seen a recent dead body and she said "No."
Wow lady so that last statement you made was really informed huh?
Asshole.
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