So the name of this post will make sense in a second. First im gonna enthrall you with mush and goo and unicorns.
Reason number 39028402042983782 why John is the best? My Valentines day.
In two weeks we are going to Foxwoods for a weekend and he has scheduled a complete day at the spa....as if that is not enough to make any girl stroke out and die he also sent me not 1...but 2 dozen red roses yesterday. For real.
Dad's reaction: "well now i feel like a cheapskate"
John makes every guy look bad. For that i am not sorry. BAHAHA!
So back to the massacre....
Now since v-day tends to bring out a hoopla of crazies to every resturant that doesnt give you a toy with your meal, we decided to order out and slop around the apartment all night. Which was not only ok with me, i was excited all day for it.
We thought of cooking but then decided that cooking involved moving and effort and that just wasnt in either of our valentines day agendas. We instead let Cheesecake Factory make us dinner for take out.
After stuffing our faces and watching The Break Up, of all movies to watch on Valentines Day...we began playing Wii sports.
Massacre.
John kicked my ass in every sport except golf...
It got competetive and there was mudslinging.
At one point John uttered the phrase "thats just how i do"
John wiped the fuckin' floor with me in Baseball, Bowling and Tennis. It was ugly.
I tried about 15 times to get past my volley record in tennis of 6 volleys in a row to no avail.
After the Alaina's dignity massacre....us lovebirds decided to watch 30 Days of Night. For those of you who dont know... ill share with you the blurby blurb for this flick.
This is the story of an isolated Alaskan town that is plunged into darkness for a month each year when the sun sinks below the horizon. As the last rays of light fade, the town is attacked by a bloodthirsty gang of vampires bent on an uninterrupted orgy of destruction. Only the small town's husband-and-wife Sheriff team stand between the survivors and certain destruction.
I especially love the "uninterrupted orgy of destruction". It paints a sweet picture.
The Break up, NBA all star game, Wii Sports tourney of death, then movie that involved vampires bent on an uninterrupted orgy of destruction?
All in all...it was possibly the best valentines yet.
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